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added by Pete, 07/02/2006 (modified 15/04/2007)

"facts about Mr T"

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  • Mr. T was the first to kill two birds with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048.
  • Mathematicians discovered the concept of infinity while observing Mr. T lift weights.
  • Mr. T uses e before i as he pleases.
  • Mr. T was actually the boss character at the end of Street Fighter II, but all characters died as soon as Mr. T crossed his arms and nodded his head.
  • Mr. T framed Roger Rabbit.
  • Mr. T eats live hand-grenades to fight off indigestion and acid reflux.
  • One night Mr. T took a 10 p.m. train home. He still refuses to give it back.
  • Before Mr.T was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet.
  • Mr. T is very superstitious. Because of this, he tears off the head of any black cat that crosses his path. In fact, he tears off the head of just about any animal that crosses his path. Mr. T can never be too careful.
  • Mr. T once fell into a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.
  • Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.
  • Google won't search for Mr. T because it knows you don't find Mr. T, he finds you.
  • The proper way to pronounce Mr. T's name is whimpering while crouched in a corner.
  • When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
  • Mr. T was born caesarian. Doctors had nothing to do with it.
  • Mr. T can win a game of Chess in one move.
  • When in the presence of Mr.T a magic-8-ball ALWAYS predicts PAIN!
  • Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
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