facts about them:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Ninja lack any personality

Ninja fight skillfully with any object

Ninja can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Ninja can live in your house secretly for days

Ninja can remove their shadow if needed

Ninja can go anywhere they want instantly

Ninja can run 100 miles on their hands

Ninja train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Ninja flip out and kill everything

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"

Some other guy: "True true"

Ninjas are mammals.

Ninjas fight ALL the time.

The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)One kid dropped a spoon and a ninja totally killed the whole town.

Source: Brian Damage, England, Aug 27, 2005

6. Ninja link send redefine 32 up, 27 down

n:

1.Derived from the Japanese words for person (nin) and temple(ja) respectively, "ninja" as a noun refers to the sweetest being in the universe. Purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people, but his time is equally spent mackin' on hot babes and wailing on guitars.

2.Ryu Hayabusa

a:The quality of being pumped-up or bearing resemblance to the actions of a ninja.

v:To perform ninja-like actions, such as cutting the head off of three guys at once.

Exclamation: Shout of surprise used when either

1: about to be assasinated by a ninja,

2: performing a ninja actionn

Further Facts

Ninja Fact #1295: Ninjas are not affected by humidity.

Ninja Fact #344: Only one Ninja has ever been to Antarctica, and that was on accident.

Ninjas wear black suits because of anti-nudity laws.

Ninja Fact #21: Ninjas are not religious in the traditional form, though they do believe in The One Great Ninja.

Ninja Fact #56: Ninjas are at the root of all conspiracies.

Ninja Fact #402: Should you be bitten by a ninja, you only have a few hours before you turn into a ninja yourself.

Ninja Fact 3.1415617: Ninjas fear knife weilding monkeys.(fortunatley thats about all they fear)

Ninja Fact 4766: Ninjas rarely use the 'insert' or 'page up' key on the keyboard.(its true)

Ninja Fact #1312: Ninjas are actually the ones responsible for letting the dogs out.

Ninja Fact #3: Young ninji are not allowed to go to sleepovers at Michael Jacksons house.

Ninja Fact 472: Ninjas are soft on the inside.

Ninja Fact 384: Ninjas don't give a shit about Samurais.