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perfect days
added by Pete, 04/04/2005. source : email, unknown.
"the perfect day, for him and her"
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| she: | |
|---|---|
| 08.45 | wake up to hugs and kisses |
| 09.00 | 5 pounds lighter on the scales |
| 09.30 | light breakfast |
| 11.00 | sunbathe |
| 12.00 | lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe |
| 13.30 | shopping |
| 14.30 | run into boyfriend's ex, notice she's gained thirty pounds |
| 15.00 | facial, massage and nap |
| 17.30 | talk with mom on the phone for an hour |
| 18.30 | candlelit dinner for two and dancing |
| 22.00 | make love |
| 23.00 | pillow talk in his big strong arms |
| he: | |
| 10.00 | wake up |
| 10.01 | oral sex |
| 10.45 | big breakfast |
| 11.30 | drive in ferrari with gorgeous female |
| 14.15 | enormous lunch |
| 15.00 | oral sex |
| 15.40 | play sport with the guys |
| 16.00 | drink beer with the guys |
| 18.00 | meet natalie portman |
| 18.10 | oral sex |
| 20.00 | huge dinner, more beer |
| 23.00 | full on, get down, gorilla sex |
| 23.30 | watch the game highlights whilst having a beer |
