if you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
ages of men
added by Pete, 04/04/2005. source : email, unknown.
"men through the ages"
| age | drink |
|---|---|
| 17 | beer |
| 25 | beer |
| 35 | vodka |
| 48 | double vodka |
| 68 | maalox |
| age | seduction line |
| 17 | my parents are away for the weekend. |
| 25 | my girlfriend is away for the weekend. |
| 35 | my fiancee is away for the weekend. |
| 48 | my wife is away for the weekend. |
| 68 | my second wife is dead. |
| age | favorite sport |
| 17 | sex |
| 25 | sex |
| 35 | sex |
| 48 | sex |
| 68 | napping |
| age | drug |
| 17 | pot |
| 25 | coke |
| 35 | really good coke |
| 48 | power |
| 68 | viagra |
| age | definition of a successful date |
| 17 | "tongue" |
| 25 | "breakfast" |
| 35 | "she didn't set back my therapy." |
| 48 | "i didn't bump into her kids." |
| 68 | "got home alive." |
| age | favorite fantasy |
| 17 | getting to third |
| 25 | airplane sex |
| 35 | menage a trois |
| 48 | taking his company public |
| 68 | swiss maid/nazi love slave |
| age | says the ideal age to get married? |
| 17 | 25 |
| 25 | 35 |
| 35 | 48 |
| 48 | 68 |
| 68 | 17 |




