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added by Pete, 04/04/2005. source : email, unknown.

"the best of the chatup lines"

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  • Is that a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.
  • Here's 10p, go phone your mum and tell her you wont be back till the morning.
  • I seem to have forgotten my phone number. Can i have yours?
  • Can i smell your pussy? [(reply) no!] Well it must be your feet then!
  • Didn't i do your sister?
  • You don't sweat much for a fat bird
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if i do?
  • Can i buy you a drink? [(reply) no] well i suppose a blow job is out of the question then?
  • I bet you 1quid, i can kiss you deeply in your mouth without touching your lips. (passionate kiss and hand over of 1quid. Follow up with...). I bet you 2quid i can make love to you all night long. [might cost you 2quid]
  • The word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spread the word.
  • Hi, i've 'ad a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty sexy.
  • The only reason i would kick you out of the bed is 2 fuck u on the floor.
  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  • Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
  • If i told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • I'm scottish. Do you have any scottish in you? Would you like some?
  • Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should i apologize?
  • Are you a virgin? (if no) well can i have the box it came in?
  • Smile if you want to sleep with me.
  • Should i call you in the morning or nudge you?
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] can i?
  • Let's go to my place and do the things i'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • I'm going to have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
  • I'll bet you 50quid i could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds
  • Want to go halves in a baby?
  • There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
  • You're ugly, but you intrigue me.
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