scrawled on a condom machine: "don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber"
child of the 80s
added by Pete, 04/04/2005. source : email, unknown.
"are you a child of the 80s?"
- you know what a "burnout" is.
- you know that another name for a keyboard is a "synthesizer".
- you can name at least half of the members of the elite "brat pack".
- you wanted to be a goonie.
- you've used a spectrum.
- you ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
- you could breakdance, or wish you could.
- you wanted to be the hulk for halloween.
- you believed that "by the power of greyskull, you had the power!"
- partying "like it's 1999" seemed so far away.
- you thought that transformers were more than meets the eye.
- you can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'inspector gadget'
- you can remember what michael jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
- you had to have your mtv
- you hold a special place in your heart for "back to the future".
- you know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".
- you actually thought "dirty dancing" was a really good movie.
- you heard of garbage pail kids.
- you knew "the artist" when he was humbly called "prince".
- you see ted danson as "sam".
- you remember when atari was a state of the art video game system.
- you own(ed) any 'cassette singles'
- you were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
- you remember and/or own any of the care bear glass collection from pizza hut. or any other stupid collection they came out with.
- you carried you lunch to school in a gremlins or an et lunchbox.
- you have ever pondered why smurfette was the only female smurf.
- you know what a doozer is.
- you ever had a swatch watch.
- you had wonderwoman or superman underwear.
- if you can identify with at least half of this list then you are a "child of the 80's".




