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added by Pete, 04/04/2005. source : email, unknown.

"why beer is better than women"

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  • you can enjoy a beer all month.
  • you don't have to wine and dine a beer.
  • your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
  • beer is never late.
  • a beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
  • when you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
  • beer never has a headache.
  • after you have a beer, the bottle is still worth something.
  • a beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
  • if you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
  • you can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
  • a beer always goes down easy.
  • you can share a beer with your friends.
  • you always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
  • a beer is always wet.
  • beer doesn't demand equality.
  • a beer doesn't care when you come.
  • you can have a beer in public.
  • beer doesn't have a mother.
  • beer doesn't have morals.
  • beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
  • beer always listens and never argues.
  • beer is never overweight.
  • if you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
  • beer won't run off with your credit cards.
  • beer doesn't have a lawyer.
  • beer doesn't need much closet space.
  • beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
  • beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
  • beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
  • beer never change its mind.
  • beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
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